After two years together, Renee Zellweger and Hangover star Bradley Cooper have split up. Star Magazine says Bradley was sneaking around behind Renée’s back with Hollywood hotties Sandra Bullock and Jessica Biel — and there are photos to prove it! One of the pictures shows the actor leaving a hotel minutes apart from one of the beauties and an eyewitness [said] they looked “flustered and unkempt. Reps for the couple didn’t comment, but an insider [says], “Bradley has been looking for a way out of this relationship for months.”
I honestly thought that dude was gay. He looks like something out of an International Male catalog, and Renee Zellweger looks like a rangy old chicken whose feathers have all been ripped out. I’d sooner have sex with a thorn bush full of cobras.
Thorn bush is looking pretty good about now, isn’t it:
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